V. F. M. L.
Yeah, I just pissed her off again. And myself too.
All she wanted was for you to have a good time with her friends. So that she can have a good time - away from her worries and tensions. And what did you do? Pissed her off. Pissed yourself off. With what? Your stupid little outburst which cost you only 10 minutes of your time but ruined not only her carry-over good mood from yesterday evening, but also the rest of today. You are so amazing at pissing people off that you should get a PhD or something. Pissed Her Degree. To a very large degree, that is.
I must really be Vernon F**k Myself Little. No, not little. Lots.
